Total Medals Earned: 172 (From 36 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,590 Points
Medals Earned: 14/30 (220/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/300 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (110/160 points)
Medals Earned: 4/17 (25/495 points)
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/45 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/340 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/245 points)
Medals Earned: 5/36 (25/485 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Find the 1st hidden song.
Reach level 5.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Beat REAL MODE!
Played 10 times in one session
Smashed 50 cars in one life
Jumped 10 cars in midair in one life
Survived 5 minutes
Player unlocks the android outfit
Player unlocks the bimbo outfit
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Spend your first Talent Point.
Spend some rubies in the ugrade menu.
Play through the intro.
Defeat the first boss.
Fully upgrade your hero talents.
Have at least 4000 rubies when you enter the upgrade menu.
Fully upgrade your assault rifle.
Fully upgrade your bazooka.
Unlock the secret companion cube.
Unlock the secret robot unicorn.
Defeat the second boss.
Fully upgrade your sniper rifle.
Beat all the waves on endless mode.
Beat the final boss on beginner.
Defeat the third boss.
Fully upgrade all your weapons.
Beat the final boss on hard.
well! what is it!
prostration
well! what it is!
*looks skyward*
*points down*
praise the sun!
*proper bow*
r1 r1 r1 r1
roll bs roll bs roll bs
impossibru!
010 dies lol
020 dies
030 dies
040 dies
050 dies
060 dies
070 dies
080 dies
090 dies
100 dies omgwtf
Beat the first wave. nothing special
Survive wave 3
Survive wave 5
Beat the Boss
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete the game
View composer profile (credits)
View creator profile (credits)
View my first game (credits)
Destroy all the pottery.
Manage to cut off the chandelier.
Deal enough damage to make the hydra fly.
Find the hidden life potion.
Find the password for unlocking the special mode.
Grab the key in midair.
Activate the special mode and deal over thrice the normal damage!
Complete the "Forest" Level
Complete the "City" Level
Complete the "Lab" Level
Find one of the ten Golden Hearts
Seen all three endings
Complete i saw her across the world
Start a new game for the first time.
Wander into a house uninvited.
Talk to your first NPC.
Use the shop for the first time.
Read your first book.
View the credits for the first time.
Reach South Farstal Plains.
Reach West Farstal Plains.
Reach Fain Canyon Descent.
Win 10 battles.
Win 50 battles.
Win 100 battles.
Talk to 10 different NPCs.
Talk to 25 different NPCs.
Read fifteen different books.
Complete your first quest.
Complete all of the quests.
Obtained 100,000 Nerrins.
